Kelly Killoren Bensimon everybody!
OK, I realize we're coming in WAY late in the game here, BUT we have been watching the whole season and realized there's just no way to pass up this opportunity to weigh in on the crazy that is Kelly.
First, let's start out by saying for all that went down, those other four women did a VERY respectable job in trying to remain calm and focused. With the exception of Bethenny's brief "GO TO BED" outburst, the only person spewing the crazy was Kelly. And boy did she ever spew. Ramona, even drunk, was remarkably composed in the face of all the nastiness coming from her left. Alex, who I love, was speechless and you could tell she was trying to figure out what the hell Kelly was saying. Sonja, God love her, was the lone voice of reason in the end. And poor Bethenny...seriously, could this season get any more emotional for this chick?
Now...Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. So many questions, so many remarks, my brain is literally overloaded with all the contradiction this chick brings about. She claims to be the only "real" person on that show. I suppose that's true if you consider her reality. Which is clearly not the same as everyone else's.
Let's examine the insanity from last night:
- Kelly is so fixated on Bethenny, it isn't really funny. It's almost to a stalkerish standpoint. It doesn't surprise me that Kelly hasn't heard of Bethenny cooking for any of her friends, because I don't think Kelly has any real friends. But that's neither here nor there. The fact that she can't let the "cook" vs. "chef" go is very telling. And very sad. Poor Bethenny ends up in tears on the couch. (On a side note, Kelly tweeted earlier this week that the "girls make her cry". Last night, the only person I saw REALLY in tears was Bethenny. The whole bedroom scene with Kelly's cryfest was ridiculous beyond words.)
- Kelly is creeped out by a very kind, and VERY unnecessary gesture by Bethenny. Who gets creeped out by getting FREE GIFTS? Seriously. I wonder if she has the same reaction to any other swag bag she receives? If so, Kelly, please feel free to send any unwanted, "creepy" gifts my way. Thanks so much.
- I won't even discuss her conversation with Jill Zarin except to say that we just get to see more incoherrant babble by Mayor Kelly.
- The dinner party. Oy. At this point, the whole thing just because a sad, scary mess. Kelly had one thing right the whole show. She is on scary island. Population 1: Mayor Kelly Killoren Bensimon. The phone call with her daughters was just weird. For someoen so protective of her children, she sure has no problem letting the world know just what is going on. It is just bad manners to have a cell phone conversation in the middle of a party. Excuse yourself. Be a lady. Sheesh. And what are the odds that Kelly gets the ONE steak not cooked properly and with a string???? I believe that's what you call Karma. And then all hell breaks loose and Kelly becomes a stark raving mad lunatic. Let's review just one scene from the whole crazy night shall we?
Not one thing she said makes sense in any way shape or form. Her insults were sad, her demeanor pathetic and her skipping to her room for gummy bears, jelly beans and lollipops was strange. Sonja saves the day and everyone, Bethenny included, takes a step back and finally realizes what is going on here and it's not just that Kelly has it out for Bethenny. The woman is certafiable. Props to B for giving an undeserving apology to Kelly for any offenses committed (I'm still confused on that one but whatever).
I think everyone now knows what B has known all along. Kelly is nuts. I knew it from day one. But I thought it was an act...now I know it's for real. There seems to be a large number of viewers who think Kelly is a druggie. I'm inclined to agree based on her erratic behavior but that's also a sign of a severe mental illness. Either way, I'm a little frightened for her girls...
I am SO looking forward to Jill showing up and getting the cold shoulder next week.
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