Real House Wives of New York City: The Awkward Edition

Where to begin on last night's epi of RHWONYC? There is just so much, I'm having brain over load.

I guess we should begin at the beginning. Kelly left. Hallelujah! It was incredible to see the sense of relief on the faces, and obvious exhaustion, of the four women left in the aftermath of Hurricane Kelly. Alas, it was to be short lived since Tropical Storm Jill decided to crash the party.

First, it was THE. BEST. MOMENT. EVER. on RHWONYC when Jill got the cold shoulder from everyone. And it was well deserved. Who shows up at someone's house, unannounced, under false pretense after making such a big deal about being unable to go? Jill Zarin that's who. When she screams "Ramona, we came!" Ramona's "Why?" was priceless. Seriously, what did she expect? Especially knowing now that Ramona had called Jill to fill her in on Kelly's return and ask that she meet her at the airport. Jill doesn't care about anyone but Jill and that became crystal clear in this episode. I won't even touch her comment on how it was all Alex's fault. Just stupid. Poor Bobby. That's all I can say about him.

I have to give Ramona a ton of credit for laying it out to Jill and putting her invited (and attending) guests before that of a selfish friend. Kudos.

Back in the city, we see Jill, Luann and Jennifer are waiting on Kelly to arrive so Luann can hear Kelly's version of what went down on Scary Island. It isn't long however before Luann realizes Kelly isn't exactly giving her the entire, or even truthful scoop. Luann wrote in her Bravo blog today: "...she contradicts herself all the time, making her hard to believe." She's also hard to believe because the woman can't put two coherent thoughts together, or remember things the way they actually happened. I don't know, does anyone else recall Bethenny actually saying "I started a smear campaign about you in the press?" No? Me neither. I think Bethenny had it right, "No way did that broad go to college." Especially not Columbia. And if she did, I fear for the state of our country if those are the graduates it's producing.
Oy.

Sonja's party was awesome. I totally want to be friends with this chick. But it was strange how Luann called everyone together to get the "real" scoop on what happened during Ramona's vaca. Bethenny was surprisingly compassionate about Kelly and I think that's what made Luann see that maybe, just maybe B had it right from the start.

Jill's skating party was weird. Jennifer looked like her part was fabulous, and when Jill bit it on the ice, I almost fell off the couch laughing. But what the hell was the skating dress about Jill? Really? Just stop trying to reclaim your youth. You're a grown woman, start acting like one.

Ramona was hysterical reacting to Kelly's version of what transpired on the island. It took a lot for Ramona to walk away and actually be nice to Kelly. I truly think all the ladies, minus Jill, realize now that Kelly has a serious mental health issue.

I'm pretty sure the lunch with Bethenny isn't going to go as planned for Jill, which will just be icing on the cake for me. I can't stand this woman and wish someone, who can yell louder, would tell Jill to fuck off and leave everyone alone.

I would like to take this opportunity to say that if Kelly comes out in the press ONE MORE TIME claiming that this was all for television and NOT real, I will scream. Her mantra since she started on this show was that she was the only "real" person there. And she just wished everyone could be "real". So for her to try and spin this saying it's all drama for T.V. is just stupid. But then, Kelly isn't exactly know for her smarts now is she? Because you know...she's got it like that. (Major eye roll)

All in all, compared to last week, this episode was fairly boring. I hope next week's vow renewal ceremony and lunch with Jill and Bethenny is more entertaining.