RHNYC Recap

Oh LORD did we have a show tonight! A few highlights and thoughts:

1. The Van Kempens remodel became a furious frenzy of activity while they tried to get done in time for their house warming party. They started out at Zarin's to get window treatments where Jill about had a coronary watching the Van Kempen heathens run riot through her store. It was actually pretty funny, but had it been me, I'd have chained them to a desk. I can't believe these two think they can write a book on parenting. Mind boggling. The renovation was complete on time and the party started with the Whack Job arriving VERY early. Not by choice though, she just gave herself extra time she didn't need. And awkwardness ensued until Bethenny arrived. Everyone except Ramona and Luann came and the party was a success.

2. Luann invites TWJ to drinks with herself and her nieces. TWJ acts like a flippy 20 year old playing with her hair and making no sense at all. When Luann asks TWJ what it takes to (metaphorically) let her hair down, the woman literally lets her hair out of her half pony tail and does the weirdest hair toss and smile I've ever seen. It was sad people. Just sad. Luann was a little taken aback with TWJ's behavior. Which I'm sorry, WHO doesn't see what a complete fruitcake TWJ is? I just don't get how people are attracted to this nutter.

3. Bethenny was set up on a blind date by her hairdresser. Apparently it was a model friend of his. Bethenny scoffed at first but decided to go anyway. While getting the dirt on her blind date, she made a pact with her "token gay" friend that if she wasn't married by the time she was forty, they would get married and he'd give her a baby. Seemed to be a sound proposition so he agreed. Whatever. She then laid out the blind date plans to Jill and got all weepy about her choice to put her career before finding a romantic partner. She recovered and went on the blind date with Phillipe. Looks like it could be something fun for Betheny. I hope so. I think a good lay will do her wonders.

4. Jill confronted Whack Job at the Van Kempen party about her being late for the party last week. All was forgiven, unfortunately, and Jill was a good sport. The Whack Job left the party early and Jill began to plot a meeting between TWJ and Bethenny to clear the air. Already I can see this isn't going to end well.

5. The showdown between TWJ and Bethenny at the next fundraiser party. TWJ arrives and fawns over Jill's POP tables which Jill immediately says how much she hates. But of course TWJ LOVES. Bethenny takes TWJ aside and tries to make the peace. Bethenny brings up the past which seems to set TWJ off. She immediately tells Bethenny how she's making a mountain out of a mole hill. And TWJ acts like she doesn't know what the hell Bethenny is talking about when she tries to confront her about the bar scene in which TWJ literally tore Bethenny up one side and down the other, making her out to be the red headed step child at Cinderella's ball. The fact that TWJ is talking about being an adult is ridiculously hilarious. When TWJ tells her she's adorable in that Zac dress, I about lost it! TWJ is definitely a quart low.

The preview for next week...boy howdy! Jill and Bethenny throw down. The fight of the boobies!!!!! LOL