Oh No Ramona!

Continuing on the RHNYC Finale preview.....

Ramona does indeed promote herself as a paragon of virtue, telling everyone what is wrong and right....talking about her wonderful, perfect life.

But, Ramona darling, some things stick out to me. As Simon/Alex said, you were filmed kissing and playing "affectionately" with a former Playboy Playmate...then turned around and freaked out on Alex when nude photos of her surfaced. You talk about how Avery is her own person and you won't force her into anything, but yet in Season 1 you dragged her around for "modeling/acting" gigs....and gave crappy advice no less. You talk about how you do all these "natural" things to stay "young", yet you make regular visits to the plastic surgeon for treatments that no one could afford. Oh, and you're now trying to sell us on your new skin care line that will make us look young like you? Uh, are you taking me to your plastic surgeon if I buy some of your moisturizer? I think not, Ramona dear.

You rag on and on about Jill, but honey, Mario is wigging out this season. His blogs are snarky, insensitive, rude, and downright ugly. At least Simon treats you all with respect, no matter how rude you are to him. Personally, I'd have bitch slapped you LONG before now. You "tell it like it is"? Its called RUDE, Ramona. R.U.D.E.

Oh, and that Duzoxin crap you and the OC housewives are trying to shove down our throats? Well, the list of ingredients have a couple of the "dirty dozen" that the FDA WARNS everyone should AVOID. Ingredients with worse side effects than Ephedra (do you remember Ephedra?)

So, now in your journey to knock down the friendship between Jill and Bethanny, you create "drama" at Jill's charity event, when you know jill is tired, stressed, etc. Shame on you, Ramona Darling (insert Luanne's voice for effect). You show yourself to be the jealous, insecure woman you are. And again I say, shame on you.

Grow up. Your daughter has more maturity.

Wow....where did THAT rant come from?